big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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