Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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