im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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