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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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