she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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