I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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