dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Pooping to opera.
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