Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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