we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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