I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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