i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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