Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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