Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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