Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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