Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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