This girl is more easily done than said...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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