i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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