Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize