my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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