dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i think i just lost a toe
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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