There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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