I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think your dad took our porno
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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