I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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