she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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