Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There was a lot of him and a little penis
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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