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You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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