Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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