I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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