You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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