Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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