I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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