i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So. Much. Porn.
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