you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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