But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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