I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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