Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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