I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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