He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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