How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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