I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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