I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Come share oat with me in your robe
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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