but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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