Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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