On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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