You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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