Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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