He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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