HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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