Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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