She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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