I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
