Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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