yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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